Excerpt From a Stand-Up Routine in Progress

‘So I’m a poet normally, got a season ticket at Ezra Poundland and everything, but it took me a while to realise my true vocation…see I was out walking one day, wandering lonely as a character singled out as a suspect in a popular family board game murder investigation, Brigadier Blue or some such, and had obviously accidentally said something aloud that was particularly deft, when an elderly passer-by remarked to her somewhat supercilious-looking cocker spaniel, ‘oooh Fernando, look, a poet whom it would appear is not yet fully cognizant of the fact’. Because rhyme’s dead ladies and gentleman, let it go. Rhyme has had its time…’

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